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Monty Python "Abuse Keychain" By Toy Vault NEW, FREE SHIPPING!

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Monty Python

Abuse Keychain

By Toy Vault

Can you take the abuse?
Never be at a loss for a good insult!
A truly one-of-a-kind gift and plaything!

Inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this keychain is truly one of a kind! With this hand-dandy device in your hot little hand, you'll never be at a loss for a good insult when you need one. Simply press the toes on the foot to hear various abusive phrases from the infamous "Abuse Sketch" and other notorious routines like "Don't talk to me like that, you lying bastard!" Every driver should have one of these! Phrases include the following:

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person."
"Shut your festering gob, you tit!"
"You stupid, bird-brained, flat-headed..."
"Don't come in here with that posh talk, you nasty stuck-up twit!"
"You're a looney!"
"I wave my private parts at your aunties!"
"Button your lip, you rat bag!"
"You excrement!"
"Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!"
"Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth."
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

**Product sold as is. Product has an electronic voice box that contains batteries, but batteries may not work as the product has been in storage for a number of years. Batteries are easily replaceable.

$ 19.99

UPC Code: 651174150192
Listing ID: 3157401

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